to the moon and back

Can it be? Is everything so drastically terrible happening at fucking once? What a tragedy. Jesus fucking Christ on a goddamn cracker, you people act like this shit doesn't happen every day. Oh, right. I forgot. Apparently some of you are still so blissfully unaware of everything going on around you that you don't see what's right in front of your faces.

So fucking typical. And it's not even the last of it. You people really have no idea how pathetic you are.

Everyone's panicking, America is paranoid, and nobody is safe. Jesus fucking Christ, I haven't had this much fun in years. It's about time this place got a little more interesting. I was about to take matters into my own hands. But no, this is much more entertaining, I think.

Come out, come out, wherever you are.